January 2, 2003

Jodi's Jan. 2 appointees, all exiles from societal influences, were Bill "Mr. Wu" Stracener who led the Bleating, Wilson Baldridge the Pledging, Max Constantin the Praying, and Capt. Nemo a.k.a. Legion the Introducing, i.e., nobody.

According to H.B."Digger" Parker's tally only 17 CCK members were present. Digger has been known to count accurately up to 25.

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD

Mystery surrounding the "Bull. Writers" assigned by this SOB* (Hush Puppy) is disclosed. They are identifiable as "C.W.," A.C.W. Brent, S.L. Esq., Steve LeBlanc; E.H., Esteban Herrera, and C.W.H., Charlie Hair. Our thanks go to this quartet for dependability and writing ability.

*SON OF BROTHERHOOD

Interclub Chairman Tricky Dick Luedtke announced plans to hold an Interclub Meeting with the New Roads Club at 7:00 P.M. Thursday Jan. 9. Phil "Punchless" Jones and ? have already volunteered to go. Call Dick or Glen Nordyke if you wish to make the trip.

Steve Henry, our tried and true friend of many years, has returned to Our Lady of the Lake for further treatment. His room is number 540. We wish Steve a speedy and complete recovery.

Jodi Moscona and his family are about to sail to a Carribean resort paradise. Have fun, Jodi, but make sure the ship is antiseptized and sterilized.

Next B.O.D. meeting will take place on Tuesday, Jan. 14, at the Lamar Building. Every Member is invited. Oh, yes, Our Leader reminded us to send photos of our unhandsome selves to Rick Martin A.S.A.P.

Jerry Boyce introduced Meria Lamagilia and Haley Bush of Junior Achievement of Baton Rouge. They observed that this office encompasses 18 parishes and 160 schools!

The ladies underscored that Jr. Achievement is not-for-profit and relies on private donations to carry out its exemplary function. It needs volunteers to be classroom (guest) teachers.

Jackpot names drawn were Bill Eason, Jack "Clocks" Gill, and the Winnah, Doc Cliffmo Comeaux.

Next Wednesday Jan. 8 OUR SPEAKER WILL BE Dr. Valerie Burton, Medical Director of OLOL Child Assessment Center.

H.P.W.